Monday, November 10, 2008

The Weekly Thermometer

The Counselor is IN:

Who is Hot?

QB Jay Cutler was red hot. He for 447 yards on 24 completions and 42 attempts. He threw 3 touchdowns and one interception. The Broncos have been waiting for this Cutler to show up.

RB Adrian Peterson was smoking hot. He rushed thirty times and had 192 yards and 1 touchdown. At this rate, he will be the number 1 overall pick in the fantasy draft next year.

WR Eddie Royal was Arizona in the summer hot. He had 6 receptions for 164 yards and 1 touchdown. He is another super heated rookie WR.

Who is Lukewarm?

RB Ryan Grant was lukewarm. He had 16 carries for 75 yards and a touchdown. He does not look as good as he did last year.

QB Brady Quinn was lukewarm. He threw for 239 yards and went 23 for 35. He had two touchdowns and no interceptions. This was Quinn's first game. He had a solid but not spectacular game. Welcome to the the NFL.

WR Randy Moss was lukewarm. He massed 53 yards on 5 receptions. He is still an excellent Starting Wide Out for your team. Don't worry, he will be back.

Who is Cold?
QB Daunte Culpepper was Arctic cold. He was 5 for 10 and 104 yards and an interception. It was his first game back so we will cut him a little slack.

RB Ronnie Brown was freezer burnt cold. He went 10 carries for 39 yards. Ricky went 12 for 105 as the other runningback.

Rushing attack of the Titans was polar cold. Neither LenDale White nor Chris Johnson could effectively run the ball on Sunday. The Bears came in to stop the run and were successful.

The Counselor is OUT:

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