Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Weekly Thermometer

The Counselor is IN:

Who is Hot?

QB Drew Brees was steaming hot last weekend. He went 26 for 30 and 320 yards. He had 3 touchdowns.

RB Clinton Portis was smoking hot. He ran for 129 yards on 21 carries. He had 2 touchdowns. Portis is starting to look like his old self more and more.

WR Andre Johnson was flaming hot. He had 10 receptions for 178 yards and 1 touchdown. Amazing what leaving Chicago will do for a receiver.

Who is Lukewarm?

RB Domic Rhodes was lukewarm. He had 25 carries for 73 yards and a touchdown. Domic is replacing Addai and did a decent job on his first week back as a starter.

QB Matt Schaub was lukewarm. He put up some big numbers. He threw for 379 yards with a passing TD and rushed for another TD. He only went 22 for 42 attempts.

WR Jerricho Cotchery was lukewarm. He received 8 catches for 85 yards. Cotchery is the top WR for Favre. He did not perform badly but just did not perform studly.

Who is Cold?
Cincinnati's rushing attack was blue lips cold. Perry, Benson, and Fitzpatrick were a combined 21 rushes for 44 yards.

RB Willis McGahee is freezer cold. He rushed for 18 yards on 8 attempts. He did not score. He went from a top level rusher a couple of years ago to an ice cold runner.

The Cowboys Offensive Line was icy cold. Romo was knocked down 20+ times. They gave up a field goal block (which was negated with a time out) and a blocked punt. Bring out the cheerleaders to block because they would have protected more like men.

The Counselor is OUT:

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