Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Weekly Thermometer

The Counselor is IN:

Who is Hot?

QB Philip Rivers was smoking hot on Sunday. He went 21 for 33 with 377 yards and 3 touchdowns. He also had an interception and a near fumble.

QB Jay Cutler was also red hot on Sunday. He went 36 for 50 with 350 yards. He had 4 touchdowns and 1 interception.

RB Darren McFadden rushed 21 times for 164 yards for an average of 7.8 yards a carry. He had a rushing touchdown.

Who is Lukewarm?

QB Jon Kitna was lukewarm this weekend. He went 21 for 41 with 276 yards. He had two touchdowns and three interceptions.

RB Steven Jackson rushed 13 times for 53 yards. Jackson and all of the Rams offense are getting off to a very slow start.

QB Brett Favre passed 18 completions out of 26. He had a mild 181 yards and a touchdown and interception.

Who is Cold?

RB Larry Johnson was icy cold. He rushed 12 times for 22 yards. He averaged 1.8 yards per carry.

RB Joseph Addai was blizzard cold. He had 15 carries for 20 yards. He averaged 1.3 yards per carry. He did have a touchdown. His offensive line is almost all injured.

QB Tarvaris Jackson was frosty cold. He went 14 for 24 for 130 yards. He averaged a mere 5.4 yards a pass. He was so cold that he is being replaced by Gus Frerotte.

The Counselor is OUT:

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